5 seconds late

Hey I am only five seconds late
Oi mate
I am only five seconds late.

Give me a break
for godness sake

Look at the time
I'm only just overdue
I don't deserve a fine
you ain't got a clue

Sorry luv but you know how it is
the rules are rules see
don't get in a tis

I've started writing the ticket
so it's too late now you've got a fine

You can take that fine and stick it
where the sun don't shine

What happened to the give and take
and tolerence for godness sake
I was only 5 seconds late
Look at us - inflexible nanny state.